Ernie: A Photographer's Memoir

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So this guy shows up and we interview him. I know he's right the minute he walks in. His socks are delicious. I grab on and hold his ankle to my belly, till Nancy has to pull me off. He tells Nancy what a handsome cat I am. Says he'll take some pictures of me. I'm thinking: Sure. Why not? I could use a portfolio. My mind is made up. I vote yes. Now it's time to turn on the charm. I show off my jumbping skills. I chase a few bugs. I show him my latest bird. I chew lovingly on Elephant.